{"product_id":"non-slip-corporate-mouse-pad-minimal-black-design-with-funny-i-digress-text-1","title":"Non-Slip Corporate Mouse Pad — Minimal Black Design with funny \"I digress,\" Text","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e9.5\" × 8\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            9.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            8.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Quiet, low-key, and a little wry — this compact mouse pad brings a touch of dark-humor minimalism to any desk. The matte black surface and understated “Sincerely confused,” in typewriter-style text sit low on the pad like a private note to yourself. It’s the sort of small, intentional detail that grounds a late-night workflow, keeps your setup visually calm, and nudges a smile when the day gets weird. Lightweight and thin, it slips effortlessly into a backpack or work station. It’s made to disappear visually while improving everyday precision and comfort for focused users who favor subtle design and honest emotion.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable polyester top with 100% natural rubber backing for long-lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth, low-friction surface for effortless optical and laser mouse tracking\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip rubber base keeps the pad firmly in place during intense sessions\u003cbr\u003e- 0.1\" (3mm) thickness with anti-fray stitched edges for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Compact one-size (9.5\" × 8\") — easy to carry and fits most desk setups\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9.5\" × 8\"","offer_id":62585147326835,"sku":"39985075635900041146","price":23.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0982\/7948\/9907\/files\/12379410219346814310_2048.jpg?v=1774915078","url":"https:\/\/thebreakroomstore.com\/products\/non-slip-corporate-mouse-pad-minimal-black-design-with-funny-i-digress-text-1","provider":"The BreakRoom","version":"1.0","type":"link"}